I am outside.
***
I am on your porch, waiting.
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While waiting outside your place
a gnat bit me on the lip and
wrist.
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My lip is visibly swollen.
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I'll pick up six bagels and two
coffees. And an onion, lox.
We have cream cheese
in the icebox.
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Now I am on the couch. The cat -- Joey --
is on my lap.
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Now I am upstairs.
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I was thinking about
your sweet box and ass
wanting both.
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I wish my face was
your smart phone
and you were
sitting on it.
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I'm in bed now too.
O lovely gash good night.
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