Cold Mountain Poet Explains What's What To A Visitor And Then Hits Him With His Walking Stick On The Head

Here's my hut.
And look, those
are the mountains.
They're pretty cold now.

Some days it's beautiful
here. Other days, 
not really, just
rock and sky.
Not much else.

When it's beautiful,
when it's nothing --
either way,
it's' a funny name.

Cold Mountain.

No big deal.