four in an alternate mode

“…gas gas gas …””
John Ashbery


REVENGE OF THE GREAT PLAINS

Yeah, I quit eating meat, man, just like that [finger snap].
Cold Tofurkey!


PUMA IN A CAGE

I utilize utilize utilize utilize utilize.
To the max!


MUNCHAUSEN SYNDROME BY PROXY

We’re megaloading carbs pre-game, but we go heavy on protein-uptake post-game!


CRITICAL THEORY

A cake of some kind. I mean a biscuit. A biscuit with cake-like intentions.
To be eaten alone or with coffee and tea. I said, coffee and tea!